![]() ![]() Great for drinks, but not that good for limbs. Lucky for me, only the sweet humming of that 12v gear motor can be heard. "No, I reckon it was a scream," she says, putting her ear against the vending machine. Leila-Sue, however, doesn't seem to buy it, as she, still clutching her arms like a toddler showing where Little Timmy bit them, because Little Timmy's family are the owners of a huge medical facility and can get super cheap meat with utmost discretion, thus giving him a taste of human flesh that it is not satisfied by mere cold corpses, and what were we talking about? Kinda got lost. Humans are the most dangerous game, after all. You just open fridges all day and see a perfectly cut face stare back at you next to the eggs and cheese.Īnd before you ask: yes, most rich folks are cannibals. Seems like being a fridge repairman is the best way to find out who is a cannibal. Only, I didn't account for people leaving cut up body parts inside their fridge in broad daylight. A fridge repairman? I thought they could blend in nicely, not being noticed, and living a quiet life. ![]() I mean, plumbers get all the hot milfs all the time, and air conditioner repairmen tend to be murderers more often than not. Before having this dream to become a Customer Service Rep, I had a very different dream: refrigeration engineer. ![]() It does make a weird, scream-like sound when starting up."Īnd that is a fact that might as well be a truth. "Maybe it was the freezer condenser starting up. "Like someone calling for help, just beyond that weird vending machine." "What was what?" I say, faking ignorance. "What was that?" says Leila-Sue, still holding her arm like someone waiting for a blood transfusion. Turns out you can just buy a Klondike bar anywhere and don't have to stake your existance on it like the commercials say. I know that super hindsight as a superpower is lame and all, but my other option was to see people's future by looking them in the eyes, and that's a protagonist's power, and I ain't about that life.Īs for why I have super hindsight, let's just say that it is a deal I now regret. I knew everything went south the moment everything went south. ![]()
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